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The next morning wasn’t the brightest especially my face. Can you say major hangover, I can. Lots of fun breaking camp in the rain and John Acconi breaking wind that would wake the dead. I think he could give Howard Stern’s "fartman" a run for his money.

Big Guy was expecting to meet all the other guys but we were the first there. He opened up the Bark-mobile and started pulling stuff out. He set up the little house with thin walls, made a fire and cooked some sausages, which we shared with Wrecker's buddy John, a real nice guy. Now it was quite dark, and tho I kept hinting in ways so obvious even the thickest of you two-leggeds would understand